8 things that are extremely difficult to find in life (especially when you’re hammered)!

Suyash Shukla 11 Aug 2015 0 comments

If you think love is the most difficult thing to find in life – the answer is no! There are some things that are just beyond our control. And when you’re at that happy place (thanks to the sweet poison you’ve been consuming), finding a few necessary things becomes awfully difficult.

Here’s a list of 8 things that are extremely difficult to find in life!

1. Remote control

You get back home, change into your sweats and just when you decide to climb under the blanket and watch some TV or turn on the AC….BAM! That stupid remote goes missing. You curse it left, right and center and ransack the entire place to find that little device. Sh*t gets tougher when you do it while being in an intoxicated stage.

2. Lighter

A cigarette lighter is the most wh*r-ish element that circulates around at parties and get-togethers. Sadly there are times when you really feel like having a smoke and realise that the lighter is not in your pocket. Sucks! Doesn’t it?

3. Your phone and wallet

After that heavy night of drinking, the two things that absolutely love to play hide and seek with you are your wallet and your cell phone (which is most likely switched off). That mini heart attack is the real pain that stinks more than a hangover!

4. Your phone charger

Talking about switched-off cell phones! Where did you keep your charger? Is it in the car? Or maybe somebody borrowed it. Life seems so unfair when you finally find your phone only to realise that the charger’s being a b*tch!

5. Car keys

Yeah yeah. They all fall into the same category.

6. Your friends!

Well, you’re at a party of a 100 people and there you are, standing alone in a corner trying to look for familiar faces. Just make sure when you try to call your friends, your drunken self doesn’t accidentally end up calling your parents on speed dial! That’s not the conversation you would want to have!

7. Your brain

Wise decision-making? A big NO! Just remember – you can always blame it on the alcohol the next day.

8. Your self-respect

Having a conversation with a total stranger is the easiest thing to do. Going a little ahead with them with you know what is another thing that happens with some under the influence of alcohol. In such cases, refer to point number 7.