“I have decided in 2020 to run for president.” – Kanye West
Yes, you read it right. The American rapper, songwriter and producer, Kanye West recently made a memorable appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. Following the footsteps of his beloved wife Kim Kardashian, Kanye is now breaking the Internet after announcing that he is going to run for president of the United States in the year 2020!
The massive audience witnessing his speech seemed kinda startled (in a good way) including the host for the night – Miley Cyrus! Here’s what she later stated – “Now we all know what happens to Kanye West when he smokes weed.”
The funny thing is – Kanye himself admitted on the stage that he rolled a little something right before his act! And for the same reason, let’s take a look at the things that’ll probably happen if Kanye West was to become the president of the USA!
1. Nude photoshoots? Ah, its 2020! Everybody does it! Thanks to Kim Kardashian.
2. Chivalry – Not everyone knew how to be chivalrous back in 2015, but now every American man sure knows how to treat his lady right!
3. Kanye will declare himself god. Enough said! (Wait! Didn’t he already do that years back?)
4. Loser.com would totally out-do Wall-street.com! (In case you don’t know what Loser.com is? – try opening the site).
5. Sex tapes/homemade videos would be the in thing! C’mon that’s how you take the first step towards breaking the Internet!
6. Pregnant women would have to send their nude pictures with the baby bump to actually prove they’re pregnant. (Or not!)
7. Being a reality TV star would actually be a course taught in universities!
8. And the most difficult subject of that course would be ‘How to do nothing and earn a million dollars’ (fo real)!
9. ‘All day, Kanye’ would be his campaign slogan!
10. Everybody would start having problems with the directions because clearly kids around the would have names like– East, West, East-west, North-south etc.
11. Facing a crowd after getting high would be a usual sight!
12. His party’s anthem would be – ‘I like big butts and I cannot lie’ (referring to Mrs. West, maybe).
13. The TV series ‘House of Cards’ would basically be ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians!’
14. A new concept of ‘Speech rap’ at the White House would be something people would look forward to.
15. And finally, the first lady of the United States would be – Kim Kardashian – Period!
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